KEITH RICHARDS LEWIS HAS LEFT THE WOMB. HE WAS BORN ON JANUARY 20TH, 1997. HE WEIGHED 7LBS. 10OZ. AND WAS 20 1/2 INCHES AT BIRTH. HIS PROUD PARENTS ARE PERLA AND JOHN LEWIS AND HE HAS ONE SIBLING, CHELSEA IRENE, AGE 3 1/2. HE IS NAMED AFTER LEGENDARY ROLLING STONES GUITARIST KEITH RICHARDS.

THE ENCLOSED CD DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK, BUT IF IT DID, THESE ARE QUITE POSSIBLY A FEW TUNES THAT IT WOULD INCLUDED FROM THE KEITH RICHARDS / ROLLING STONES LIBRARY, WITH A FEW CHANGES MADE BY THE NEW KEITH AND HIS PAPI.
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A CHELSKEITH
PRODUCTION

+ SOME QUOTE'S FROM KEITH RICHARDS' ABOUT BEING A FATHER AND HAVING CHILDREN +

"WHAT CHILDREN DO IS GROW YOU UP, MAKE YOU THINK."

"FAMILY IS A SPECIAL THING. YOU CAN'T REALLY TALK ABOUT IT, EXCEPT TO SAY THAT IF YOU GET A CHANCE AT IT, TRY IT OUT, BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL THINGS THAT YOU'LL EVER GET ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH. IT GIVES YOU THAT FINAL MISSING LINK OF WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT. WHILE THEY'RE LOOKING UPON YOU AS THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD BECAUSE YOUR 'DADDY', THEY DO MORE FOR YOU THAN YOU DO FOR THEM."

"IT CHANGES YOUR LIFE, YOUR THINKING; THIS KID IS YOUR LITTLE THING, AND YOU THINK, DAMN, I HELPED MAKE THAT. AND IT'S ALL FULL OF PURITY AND INNOCENCE, AND IT'S JUST SMILING AT YOU AND WANTS TO KISS YOU AND HUG YOU, AND ALL IT WANTS TO DO IS JUST FEEL YOU AND TOUCH YOU AND YOU'VE NEVER FELT SO LOVED IN YOUR LIFE. IT'S THAT BIT OF LOVE YOU GAVE YOUR OWN PARENTS. THE BIT YOU DON'T REMEMBER - YOUR KIDS GIVE THAT BACK TO YOU. AND YOU REALIZE, I'VE JUST BEEN GIVEN THE FIRST TWO OR THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE BACK."

"IF YOUR LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE A FATHER, YOU'LL LEARN A WHOLE NEW KIND OF LOVE."


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+ 1. JUMPING JACK FLASH +
I WAS BORN THROUGH A SLIT IN MY MOMMY'S CHEST.
SHE TRIED NATURAL AND THEY SAID C-SECTION'S BEST,
BUT IT'S ALLLLLRITE NOW, CAUSE MOMMY'S GOT GAS,
YEA, IT'S ALLLLLRITE NOW, CAUSE SHE'S FEELIN FINE, FEEDIN ME MILK AND NOW I'VE GOT GAS, GAS, GAS !!

+ 2. PAINT IT BLACK +
WE NAMED OUR CHILE IN A LOVING AND SPECIAL WAY,
LIKE A NEW BORN BABY, IT JUST HAPPENS EVERYDAY...

+ 3. WALK BEFORE THEY MAKE ME RUN +
NAMED AFTER A LEGEND, I'LL BE MY OWN MAN, THEN I WILL TEACH MY SON,
AFTER ALL'S BEEN SAID AND DONE, I'M GONNA WALK BEFORE THEY MAKE ME RUN...

+ 4. YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT +
I WENT DOWN TO THE CHELSEA DRUGSTORE TO GET MYSELF A SODA, MY FAVORITE FLAVORS CHERRY RED.
IN IT'S PLACE WERE TWO GOLDEN ARCHES, HOW BOUT A BIG MAC, RONALD MCDONALD SAID...
AND I SAID TO HIM... YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT...

+ 5. HAPPY +
IT SURE FEELS GREAT WHEN YOU TAKE A LONG NAPPY,
BABY, WON'T YOU KEEP ME HAPPY...

+ 6. I GOT THE BLUES +
GOODNITE MOON DIDN'T WORK, SO I TRIED STICKY FINGERS AND NOW YOU COO WHEN
IT'S THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING BABY, AND I'M SINGING MY SOOOONG TO YOU.

+ 7. RIP THIS JOINT +
YING, YANG, YOUR MY THING, OH NOW BABY WON'T YOUR HEAR ME SING
FLIP, FLOP, FIT TO DROP, C'MON BABY WON'T YOU LET IT ROCK...

+ 8. GET OFF MY CLOUD +
IT'S THREE A.MM. AND THERE'S TOO MUCH NOISE, DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER WANT TO GO TO BED,
I KNOW YOU LOVE THE STONES, BUT TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME, AND TOMORROW NITE YOUR DEAD...

+ 9. ALL DOWN THE LINE +
GOT THE FOOTPRINTS AND THE FINGERPRINTS FILED,
WON'T YOU BE MY LITTLE BABY FOR A WHILE...

+ 10. LET IT BLEED +
I HOPE MAMI'S BREASTS WILL ALWAYS BE OPEN
SO I CAN LAY MY WEARY HEAD WHEREVER I MAY BE

AND THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A SPACE AT MY
CHANGING TABLE
WITH THAT JADED, FADED
PAPI, OH, WHAT PLEASANT COMPANY
YEA WE ALL NEED SOMEONE WE CAN PEE ON
AND IF YOU WANT TO, WELL YOU CAN PEE ON ME
ON MY ARMS, ON MY LEGS, BUT NO BABY, NOT MY HEAD...

+ 11. YOU GOT THE SILVER +
HEY BABE, WHAT'S IN YOUR EYE'S?
I SAW THEM FLASHING LIKE AIRPLANE LIGHTS
YOU GOT MY HEART, YOU GOT MY SOUL
YOU GOT THE SILVER; YOU GOT THE GOLD.

+ 12. TURD ON THE RUN +
GRAB HOLD OF YOUR COAT TAIL HONEY, COME ON AND GRAB MY HAND
LET'S GET DOWN AND CELEBRATE, WITH OUR FAVORITE BAND...
I BOOGIED IN THE BALLROOM, I BOOGIED IN THE DARK
HAVE FUN AT THE PLAYGROUND AND AT THE LOCAL PARK
HELD HIS HANDS, HELD HIS FEET, POOPED ALL OVER ME
WELL IT'S JUST ANOTHER TURD ON THE LOOSE...

+ 13. SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL +
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, I'M A MAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE
PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME
(NOT TOO TOUGH IF YOU KNOW MY PAPI)

+ 14. WILD HORSES +
CHILDHOOD LIVING IS EASY TO DO
THE DIAPERS YOU WANTED, I BOUGHT THEM FOR YOU
GRACEFUL BABY, YOU KNOW WHO I AM
LET ME INTRODUCE YOUR GODPARENTS,
AUNT JUDY AND BAMA BEN

WILD HORSES, COULDN'T DRAG
US AWAY
WILD, WILD HORSES, WE'LL RIDE THEM SOMEDAY.


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